A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...
Leave them to us . . . . . .
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
It’s just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
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Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!
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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
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Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask question..!
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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It’s called the "door..!"
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Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
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Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...
Leave them to us . . . . . .
#
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off"
#
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
It’s just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
#
Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
#
Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!
#
What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
#
Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask question..!
#
Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
#
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It’s called the "door..!"
#
Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
##
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