One Line Humor !!

[] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!